KIRBYVACKIRBYVAC
Pol Hodgetrans. Pol Hodge (from Cornish)
Pymp warn ugens wosa seyth
Ha’n gwydheo settys
Rag rekordya Coronation Street
Yma saw tri kwarter our
Dhe’n gwerther Kirby - Young Mike.

Ev a skoell an hoelan keltek
"Na borth own, i a drig down
Y’n leurlenn agas tiredh hwi.

Hwi re lanhas gans agas Vax 1497
Mes ny wra an skubell-sugna hebleth
A Vyghtern Henry VII oberi vydh
Mes gans an Kirby ..."

Gans alkan ow splanna avel dragoon kembrek,
Jynnweythys yn ta kepar hag arquebus italek,
Gans nerth a’n mil Lanzkecht almaynek,

Rann an leurlenn Gernewek
o glanhes ha blewsabonys,
Mar lan avel Surri po Dewnens.

Mes ni a skonyas bos Kirby people
Gwell yw genen ni triga
Y’n ploster an amser passys
Y’n most a’gan yeth keltek
Ytho yma neb kornell agan chi
A vydh bys vykken
- plos
Twenty five past seven
And the video set
to record Coronation Street
there’s only three quarters of an hour
For the Kirby salesman - Young Mike.

He spills the Celtic salt
“Don’t worry they live deep
in the carpet of your land.

You have cleaned with your Vax 1497
But the plastic cleaner
Of King Henry VII don’t work
But with a Kirby ..."

With metal shining as a Welsh dragoon’s sword,
Well engineered like a Italian arquebus,
With the might of the thousand German Lanzknecht,

Part of the Cornish carpet
Was cleaned and shampooed,
As clean as Surry or Devon.

But we refused to be Kirby people.
We prefer to live
In the filth of a time past,
In the dirt of our Celtic language.
So there is some corner of our house
That is forever ...
Dirty! Dirty? Dirty!

Copyright © Pol Hodge 2002 - publ. Giss 'on Books


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