DOUBLE BALLADEDOUBLE BALADE
François Villontr. Peter Dean
Pour ce, aimez tant que vouldrez,
Suyvez assemblées et festes,
En la fin ja mieulx n'en vauldrez
Et si n'y romprez que vos testes:
Folles amours font les gens bestes;
Salmon en ydolatria;
Samson en perdit ses lunetes.
Bien est eureux qui riens n'y a!

Orpheüs, le doux menestrier,
Jouant de fleustes et musetes,
En fut en danger de murtrier
Chien Cerberus à quatre testes;
Et Narcisus, le bel honnestes,
En ung parfont puis se noya,
Pour l'amour de ses amouretes ...
Bien est eureux qui riens n'y a!

Sardana, le preux chevalier,
Qui conquist le regne de Cretes,
En voulut devenir moullier
Et filler entre pucelletes.
David le roy, sage prophetes,
Crainte de Dieu en oublia,
Voyant laver cuisses bien faites ...
Bien est eureux qui riens n'y a!

Amon en voulst deshonnourer,
Faignant de menger tarteletes,
Sa seur Thamar, et desflourer,
Qui fut inceste deshonnestes;
Herodes - pas ne sont sornetes -
Saint Jean Baptiste en decola
Pour dances, saulx, et chansonnetes ...
Bien est eureux qui riens n'y a!

De moy, povre, je vueil parler;
J'en fuz batu, comme à ru toiles,
Tout nu, ja ne le quiers celer.
Qui me feist mascher ces groselles,
Fors Katherine de Vausselles?
Noel le tiers est, qui fut là.
Mitaines à ces nopces telles,
Bien est eureux qui riens n'y a!

Mais que ce jeune bachelier
Laissast ces jeunes bacheletes,
Non! et, le deust on vif brusler
Comme ung chevaucheur d'escouvetes,
Plus doulces luy sont que civetes.
Mais toutesfoys fol s'y fya:
Soient blanches, soient brunetes,
Bien est eureux qui riens n'y a!
For all this, making love at will,
following crowds and festivals,
at last nothing will serve until
you’ve lost your head and lost your balls!
Insane love makes men animals:
for it Samson gave up his eyes;
Solomon fell to worship idols.
In love’s avoidance happiness lies.

The gentle minstrel, Orpheus,
playing his sweet pipes in love’s cause,
raised up the murderous Cerberus
and was in danger of its jaws:
and didn’t the beautiful Narcissus
then go and drown himself, his eyes
enamoured of his own likenesses?
In love’s avoidance happiness lies.

Sardane that doughty warrior
and conqueror of the King of Crete
gave it all up, the merrier
to be amongst his spinsters sweet:
and David, king, wisest of prophets,
all promises to God defies
at sight of bathing thighs and tits:
in love’s avoidance happiness lies.

And didn’t Ammon, in pretence
of eating tarts, desire his sister
Thamar and commit foul offence
of incest against a strong resister?
Nor no nonsense either it is
when Herod John his head denies
for sexy dances, leaps and ditties:
in love’s avoidance happiness lies.

Of me, poor me, I now would speak:
for it, like wet towels, I’ve been pounded,
stark-naked - I can let this leak.
And against whom should this be sounded
but that it was Kate de Vauselles?
Nor will the charge friend Noel surprise
for at their nuptials I played cap and bells:
in love’s avoidance happiness lies.

But should the lusty lad not play
the crowd of pulchritudinous talent?
Say - No! and he’s condemned to stay
a burning-broomstick-riding gallant!
To him they’re sweet as civet’s smell;
yet fool he’ll prove before their eyes.
Blue be they? Brown? They cast a spell.
In love’s avoidance happiness lies.

Trans. Copyright © Peter Dean 2003


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